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Retirement Plan Tee – Funny Hammock Retirement Shirt

£22.95 (plus tax)

The financial guy asked about my five-year plan, so I described the hammock. He said that's not a plan. I said it's got two trees and a drink holder, which is more structure than my 401(k). Anyway, here's a shirt about it. It's soft. Wash cold.

Heavyweight 100% ring-spun, garment-dyed Comfort Colors cotton with a relaxed fit, plus the Leafy Beaver signature on the left sleeve.

Select color: Black

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More details

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.