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Her House, Her Rules, My Stick Tee – Funny Matriarchy Shirt

¥5,318 JPY (plus tax)
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I don't pick the paint, the couch, or where the couch goes. I made peace with that. But the stick by the door is mine, and nobody touches the stick. Anyway, here's a shirt about it. It's soft. Wash cold.

Heavyweight 100% ring-spun, garment-dyed Comfort Colors cotton with a relaxed fit, plus the Leafy Beaver Life dancer badge on the back.

Funny matriarchy t-shirt with original pen-and-ink beaver art. For the one who knows who really runs the house.

Select color: White

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More details

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Her House, Her Rules, My Stick Tee – Funny Matriarchy Shirt Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
26.62
18.25
16.25
M
28
20.25
17.75
L
29.37
22
19
XL
30.75
24
20 1/2
2XL
31.62
26
21.75
3XL
32 1/2
27.75
23.25
4XL
33 1/2
29.75
24.63

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A Length

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B Width

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C Sleeve length

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