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Retirement Plan Tank – Funny Retirement Tank Top

290,62 kr SEK (plus tax)
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The financial guy asked about my five-year plan, so I described the hammock. He said that's not a plan. I said it's got two trees and a drink holder, which is more structure than my 401(k). Anyway, here's a tank about it. It's breezy. Wash cold.

Lightweight women's racerback tank in a soft cotton-poly blend with a fitted cut, plus the Leafy Beaver Life dancer badge on the back.

Funny retirement tank top for women with original pen-and-ink beaver art.

Select color: White

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More details

  • 60% combed ringspun cotton, 40% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4 oz)
  • Lightweight jersey
  • Fitted silhouette
  • Scoop neck and racerback
  • Self-binding seams in matching colors for a seamless look
  • Tear-away label

Size & Fit

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.